Monday, 16 April 2012

Pot bellied

Reading about the history of Diets (in order to get me in the mood for beating my friend) whilst eating Vanilla Vegan Ice Cream with bananas, maple syrup and crunchy cereal bits. Very happy right now.

Stole this picture RIGHT off the article. Yoink!

Sunday, 15 April 2012

Girls just wanna have fun

 I was asked to do a performance for the recent Engendering Dialogue symposium held in Dundee on the 30th and 31st of March 2012. I have been looking at the classic anthem sung by Cyndi Lauper 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' for a while now. I love the fact that it was originally written by a guy named Robert Hazard and was originally slightly misogynist through the way it portrayed woman. Lauper changed the lyrics and became a feminist icon. She reclaimed the lyrics and re-appropriated the song, imbuing it with new meaning. I watched the video and played the song constantly, singing at the top of my voice when no one was watching. For the performance I decided to make public this very private moment, listening to the song at top volume on my Ipod and belting out the lyrics in front of an audience whilst wearing my pyjamas.

I can't sing by the way, but damn it felt good.

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

Cherry chocolate cake on my chin

Today I didn't eat this vegan cherry and chocolate cake.
But I did eat a very similar version from T Ann Cake, bought for me by my lovely lovely friend.
It made my day better and my face fatter.

This means that I am going to lose the calorie bet, but if I am going down, I am going down in style, with chocolate all over my happy fat face.

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Handbags at dawn

I tried to do this when I was at art college.
Unfortunately all my friends needed their bag shite and I didn't have a spare £500 bribe.
Oh to be a rich artist.

Still love you though Feldmann.